Pizza from Hell?

Who in their right mind would sell pizza with Hitler. Though I must say, the picture of him with pizza is great. Makes me chuckle. I really don't know what to say about this. I certainly wouldn't buy pizza Hitler made. Heil Pizza?

Bush Monkey

Half asleep this morning I stumble into the bathroom for my morning ritual. I'm sitting there rubbing my eyes when I notice someones looking at me from the bath tub! I look down and theres a bottle of Shampoo with a monkey on it. I think to myself, hey...you look familiar. Its the president! I have a good chuckle and show a few people. They all agree. So....I present to you, my readers, few as you may be....

George, the (not so) Suave Monkey

Miss me?

Due to illness and overall busyness I've been out for a while. But now I have returned! I'm not sure what I'm going to talk about next. Theres just been so many good things in the news recently.

Don't Panic!

For three years I have been going to college. For three years I have been collecting grades. And today I am told that all my grades are missing. Sure I don't mind the missing Fs but what about the rest? I've worked long and hard on my college portfolio, I'd like to think it doesn't just go missing because someone pushes a button. Is there a physical copy kept on record? No. So I am under orders not to panic. Well I won't but they better be in a panic. If I lose my grades....Well I wont be happy.

29 going on 12

A 29 year old sex offender poses as a seventh grader in Arizona. Click here for article on Yahoo News.

Rodreick _ who is about 5-foot-6 and 120 pounds, shaved his body hair and used makeup in a not-entirely-convincing attempt to cover his stubble

Not entirely convincing? So then how did he get by with it for so long? This all seems very silly to me. Yes the man looks young, but 12? People need to start trusting thier gut again. The world would be a better place if they did.

Welcome

So, you think your interested in what I have to say? You might be. You might not be. Either way I am going to keep writing until I stop. I will touch base on everything that I come across. Politics, pop culture, family, you name it I'm sure eventually I will have something to say about it. Things that entertain me most are strange news articles, web comics, things that make you want to shake your head, and things that make you think. I hope those of you that enjoy continue to visit, and those of you that don't well...I suppose you can come back too.